A Dozen Infrequently Asked Questions

1. Where can I get your mind-blowingly good books?
Just about anywhere books are sold or borrowed: Amazon, Barnes & Noble, your local book store, libraries, your most well-read neighbors. (But my publishers would rather you buy them.)

2. In what formats are your books available?
Most of them are available in print, e-book or audio. For $5,000, I’ll even call you and read one to you. That price may fluctuate depending on demand.

3. What’s next?
I’m working on two books. The first is a historical novel about the adventures of a journalist in the 19th century, and the other is a parody of the “romantasy” genre. Both should be out from Bancroft Press sometime in 2025.

4. Are you the Steve Wiegand who was a really good wide receiver and pretty good basketball player in the early 1970s at Illinois Wesleyan University?
No.

5. Are you the Steve Wiegand from New Jersey who used to sell white supremacist stuff?
NO!

6. Where have you enjoyed snorkeling the most?
Hmmm. French Polynesia, Roatan and Indonesia were pretty cool. Utah, not so much.

7. Do you really play a lot of poker?
Yes.

8. Are you any good?
See the answer to Question 4.

9. And you can play the harmonica?
Yes.

10. Any good?
I can play a tolerably good “Oh Susanna,” and a version of “Mariah” that you might recognize if you just saw Paint Your Wagon.

11. Where can I get hold of you?
My wife generally does so by the scruff of my neck. I’d rather you use the email link on the first page.

12. Exactly where is “the scruff?”
Geeze, you’re on the World Wide Web. Look it up.